I must say this is a llittle disturbing. I can understand other genres of fanfiction even though I'm not fond of them. But this...THIS I can't understand. Elves are the fairest race in middle earth, so depicting them like this is in a way offending to Tolkien. It not only goes against their diet, since some of them are vegetarians, but it goes against their way of living as well. They look down upon humans for succumbing to earthly desires, so THIS would never happen. Sorry guys
XD yes! Gotta love Party and Racist Thranduil! I swear to gods, I saw the 2nd Hobbit movie and he hates every one accept himself and his son! Funny thought was I did not realize they were father and son first and shipped them. But after knowing it.....I still shipped them! Who doesn't love an over dotting parent?